suspension of social more'

The Art of Digging One's Self Deeper

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Suspension of social more'

The art of digging ones self deeper is not reliant on the person you choose to practice on, but it is important that one choose the correct environment to give your art its full effectiveness. For example: it is more effective to speak to someone in a public place, because when there is an audience, the person spoken to will have a tendency to become more defensive when their ego is threatened. Defensiveness is not the only desired result, often times it is the inability of any tangible reaction at all from your "victim". In a sense: "leaving them speechless" is a potent result indeed. Sometimes the goal is to not threaten one, but make it look like the speaker/yourself is condemning their own self and making the listener so repulsed that they must immediately shun, distance, or become an aggressor. It is any way one can simultaneous insult someone, but be innocent of the crime. Do not confuse this with insulting someone personally and the crowd not picking up on it, it is instead a method of suspending a moral, more, taboo, or ego based threat to an individual. The crowd will usually perceive this "suspension", but the "suspension" could be the group, the listener as individual, or the speaker his self.
Here are a few examples of complex methodology in the repository of technique:

"I really don't have a filter, so I must apologize ahead of time if I make fun of your hair, shoes or the way you talk." [One should say this while making eye contact and nodding in a subtle way. After stating this, look at their shoes and shudder. If they reply vocally, snarl while they talk, and then shiver when the persons sentence is finished.]

"I really think that you are attractive, I guess I have unusual taste, I mean, that sounded bad. What I mean is: most people wouldn't admit to dating your type, but would consider, like, having sex with them when they are drunk. Not me, I would admit to dating you and call you girl friend/boy friend, but I would tell people that I cant get myself to have sex with you."

"Hey Larry! Oh, wait, you are a chick! hey, I have been watching you for some time and I was wondering if you were single?" ['How could he be checking me out when you thought I was his Friend Larry' Is what they will be thinking. If you really want to mess with her, then be genuine and attempt to have a long term relationship so the initial meeting will be so unusual that it will grow stronger in your victim/wife's mind. When She talks about when you two first met, admit that you thought she WAS Larry, but also admit that you had been watching her and thought you would like to talk to her... but, say no more than that, offer no more information. Say that you don't want to psychoanalyze a simple misunderstanding in a crowded place. then, after your divorce or over her death bed, say "Goodbye Larry!"]


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Press release for Trinity Fundamentalist church of Christ, with a twist of Zionism (although we would like to convert the Jews before The lord comes back to Israel).

For immediate release

It has been my duty for more than 10 years now to take how the secular voice of the devil affects our sheep. I feel sorry for those who accept the devil everyday. The Old Church out of Rome has finally announced that the Muslim population now exceeds the roman Catholic population. As historians know, the Roman spent alot of time and energy getting the illeterate Serfs of Europe to breed and speak the name of Christ instead of their pagan orgy godlets. This is the at the very hear tof the matter; you see, it is because the Muslims are breeding at a much higher rate than than the comfortable Catholics. I tell you, no, warn you: Start breeding, it pleases your Lord to increase the flock.

Are the Mormans the only ones who get it? Breed! You dont need multiple wives or underage girls to do it!

Get married under God, conceive under God(well, under your husband), and give the Child over to God.

Heres another idea. Christianity is the ultimate all inclusive invitation to the Promise land. Adopt Non Christian babies! Do the math, not only will one decrease the Devils flock, but increase the Lord Jesus' gracful hand of plenty and forgiveness and hope and sanctuary also known as jehovah, yahweh, adonai, Ichtus... (wipes seat form brow with silk hankerchief)

Keep in mind, this is important, you cant give up on the Arabs, like the great C.S. Lewis(Christian author) wrote: "One can convert desert folk all day, its the cold eye Russians that are collectively souless". And, I agree with this, for the simple fact that, this country, being a vessel for the Christian God, had a cold war With the Russians, it wasnt physical... it was Spiritual! Light verses dark!

so, what about those "desert people?"

Look, Mohammid, was a merchant; a upper class,privelaged money maker. Jesus was a Proletariat carpenter. Mo saw the message that was rapidly spreading, so he imitated this effective monotheism and sabotaged the acceptance of Christ to his future followers by reducing him to a mere prophet, for a mere profit. oh, mohammid, seller of souls! I can say this: he was a good business man, like our great Paul formerly known as Saul... but he did it for sefl gain.

someone has to say it, some times old grampa says it over the dinner table, but everyone ignores him.

my people: "be fruitful and multiply, earn more thatn your own seat in heaven"

Try to tolerate these different beliefs, remember, this is just one flash in the pan, heaven is forever, different people will not be there, no false gods or evolutionists or scientists, existentialists, post modernists or Russians will give us their lies .

Thank you,

Reverend Sal Johnston

April, 2008

steve martin

Pick up lines and methods for the Blind

"oh, sorry I thought that was MY breast"

"I mean, I really have a disadvantage here against the other sighted males, do you mind if I feel you up to get an idea what you look like to see if I want to flatter and flirt with you."

"ma'am, I am blind, can you feel around in my front jean pockets wherever they are, and tell me what you feel, I need to pay for my tab."

"I cant see, so point me to the ugliest chick with the nicest body, please."

"you know what they say about blind people: "Dim of sight, large of honey like loads and mammoth vein laden column of Zues"."

"oh, you are a guy, I dont fucking care, just dont break my illusion of a chick while you are loin feasting!"

The Labels We Use to "Package" For The Good Of Our Society

staying PC in a world of thick hides and sharp tongues

Staying PC in a world of thick hides and sharp tongues

Welcome to New York City, as a new resident to our beloved Apple-of-our-eye, we would like to encourage sensibility while interacting in tense environs. Here are a few basic tips to avoid lawsuits and accusations of threats.

-Never tell someone that you want to kill them, in stead say: “I am imagining someone that looks just like you, sounds like you, and acts like you, and I am stabbing this person rapidly.”

-If you isolate the middle finger and aim it another person, say: “Just joking”, if the person deserves it, then they will know you were just joking.

-If you accidentally make eye contact with someone, immediately state: “my bad”

-If someone is speaking a language that does not sound European, do not immediately assault them. Instead let them know that you are suspicious, to deter them from any missions they may be on at the time.

-Remember terrorists are not always a threat; they often only perform one suicide act in their life and the rest of the time they are driving cabs, operating coffee houses or on a college campus.

-look poor, but not defenseless. Don’t wear jewelry or a nice hat, let the beard grow out. Ladies, try not to look attractive unless you are selling it.

Enjoy your stay!

Complaints Monologue

Dear Diary
Today I had a client that wouldn’t stop complaining about a patient of hers that wouldn’t stop complaining about how incessantly her husband gripes about his job, where all the boss does is bash the government and how they over-tax businesses like his, and about how the Government only talks about how poor people are, but the whole time the poor draw unemployment and string it along, so they are not putting effort because of the free money, and all they do is sit around and watch Jerry Springer where other poor people scrap on television about confusing animalistic emanations like Jealousy and betrayal. My Client just wouldn’t stop complaining about how people rattle on about their dislikes.
I mean, who wants to listen to someone go on and on like that? I try not to do that, I want make people positive goddamn it… Sometimes I really hate people, why can’t they just be fucking positive all the time? I am going to tell people “go to hell” more often, in hopes that it will free them form their petty worthless complaints that their lives revolve around. Sometimes wise Sages of the past would do things like that to “wake up” common people.